Here's a woman trying to use a watermelon as ammunition against a suit of armor.
However, she unintentionally uses it as a facial cleanser, and (according to what she says) a local anesethetic).
Friday, 10 September 2010
Thursday, 9 September 2010
|Hmm, what could go in those holes?|
So lets start looking at some of the uses of cheese:
1) door wedge
See the stereotypical triangular shape of this cheese? Well that makes it perfect for propping a door open to let a cool breeze through. Pick a smelly cheese and it doubles as an automatic air freshener, spreading delicious cheesy smells as the wind blows.
Soft cheese is sticky. leave it in the sun a while and it becomes fucking sticky. this immediately makes it a potential candidate for an organic, non solvent glue- perfect for your childs art and crafts project or putting that photo of the in-laws up. This use gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "say cheese!"
Cheese is dense. Seriously dense. Dense enough to hold all your files and letters firmly against a desk or table. leave it in the sun for a while and you're guaranteed to keep hold of your work, in a classy, modern fondue-style grip.
Well, thats set the ball rolling, lets see what other useful, productive ways that you all use cheese to the best of its capabilities.